Jamaica

YAY! I'm so excited! In a few days I will be hopping on a plane and taking a much awaited trip to the Caribbean. Ah, the sun, the sand, the ocean - does life get any better than that? Yes, as a matter of fact it does, the drinks are included! Oh yeah baby, I will be drinking myself silly on this trip - and hopefully drinking enough water to keep myself hydrated! I'm pretty much packed, a miracle for me since I am a closet procrastinator, but my suitcases sit mostly full awaiting a few last minute items.

There are some weird things about this trip though. I am going to a couples resort with my best friend Michelle, her husband Pete, and their good friend Jason, whom I am getting to know better and is pretty cool. Since this is a couples only resort (the company we are going through also has family resorts, but I'll be darned if I'm going to be around other people's children when I am not taking mine - seriously!)I will be sharing a room with Jason. It's going to be pretty interesting to share a bed (because again, this is a COUPLES resort, so it's not like they have rooms with two double beds available!) with someone I am not romantically involved with, or a family member, or hell, a good friend of the same sex.

I wonder if I should order extra pillows and build a barrier between us like Debra Messing did in that movie where she hires a male escort to go with her to a wedding. Not so much to protect me from Jason, but to protect him from me! I mean normally I am pretty conservative, but tequila tends to... well, there are songs about tequila for a reason!

Did I mention I plan to drink like a fish?